Can you believe it's already been a whole year since I made my debut? Whoa. Time flies. Since then I've met set many amazing Vtubers, streamers, new friends, and of course, most important of all, you, the crabcakes.

As always, me and my parents (Bryce and Scott) would like to thank you from the bottom of our hearts for always supporting us. Without you, Alfredo would've taken over the world by now, I think!

As an unemployed Vtuber...wait, does having done this for a whole year mean I'm technically employed, now!?

Anyway...uh...look! Down below! Cool, exclusive, limited-time merch!